yo mumma jokes?!?

whats some your mumma jokes? your favourites? funny ones?

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  • 1 decade ago
    Best answer

    yo momma's so fat..

    she stood in the middle of the road & we ran out of gas trying to drive around her!

  • Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours.

    Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom!

    Yo mama's so ugly, when the terminator said "I'll be back" he left running.

    Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

    Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks.

    Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.

    Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a track cleat.

    Yo mama's so ugly, she's uugly. I had to add another u `cause u is ugly too!

  • 1 decade ago

    Yo momma is so fat, someone showed her a picture of her feet and she couldn't identify 'em.

    Source(s): Fresh Prince of Bel-Air!!!!!!!!!
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    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    *Yo momma

    Yo momma so fat she uses I-10 for a Slip 'n Slide.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ur mommas so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Here is the best Yo mama song ever:

    http://www.sing365.com/music/Lyric.nsf/Ya-Mama-lyr...

    My fave:

    Yo mama's so old, she knew Cap'n Crunch while he was still a private.

  • 1 decade ago

    Your mommas so fat, when she dances the band skips.

  • 1 decade ago

    Your mommas so fat I ran around her twice and got lost.

    Did I say that right? haha.

  • 1 decade ago

    yo momma is so stupid, she got locked into a grocery store and thought she'd starve to death!

  • Amanda
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    yo mama's so stupid she studied for a blood test.

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