Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

Chippity-do-das! Do you ever get the urge to throw stale Christmas cookies at your co-workers ... ?

Sometimes I just want to smack these people in the face with a giant box of paper clips .....

and you ..... ??

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  • 1 decade ago
    Best answer

    I refer to the guys out in the factory as the biggest bunch of cry-baby sissies I've ever worked with!

  • 1 decade ago

    Step 1: Get tight rubber band, strong as possible, and large paper clip.

    Step 2: Bend outside paper clip leg at a 90-degree angle to the main body.

    Step 3: Grasping remainder of clip between index finger and thumb, hook the bend over the rubber band, which should be stretched between your opposite index finger and thumb.

    Step 4: Fire at will. This stings, so be as careful as necessary (or not).

    Step 5: Repeat as necessary.

  • 1 decade ago

    I work right beside a woman who acts like a damned 4 year old all day, she's had her job for 10 years and still asks questions about how to do things ... a box of paper clips? How about the industry sized stapler?!

  • 4 years ago

    Many times.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Stale cookies are to good for them! Empty a tuna fish can into their garbage. That will teach them all day long!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Smarty pants I like your style....

    :)

    I'd like to just smack mine...boring no life co workers should all be banished to a cubicle far far away!!

  • 1 decade ago

    let's just hope that none of them find you on yahoo answers, lol.

    I work with my family at home, so no, not boxes of paper clips, but maybe pillows.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I'd rather go for thumbtacks, you know the steel ones! Oh, yeah and a little bit rusty too!

    Source(s): then OFF I GO!!!
  • 1 decade ago

    I used to prefer daggers. For some reason they seem to get my POINT across faster!!!! 8-D

  • 1 decade ago

    We have rubber band guns. Don't aim for the head....anywhere else is fair game!

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