The Blind Man And The Blondes?

A blind man walks into a bar, makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender. "Hey, You wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair that you should know five things.

Number One. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

Number Two. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

Number Three. I'm a six-foot-tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

Number Four. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

Number Five. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

She concludes by smugly asking, "Now think about it seriously, mister.

Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five f*cking times."

23 Answers

  • 1 decade ago
    Best answer


    tht was whacky

    hahaha brilliant ;D

  • 1 decade ago


  • 1 decade ago

    Wow. I think that the blind man is the one having the blonde moment.

  • 1 decade ago

    Fantastic! A 10! A star! And I loved it! lol.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LMAO. Oldie but still goldie. Niiice.

  • Panos
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    hehe funny,nice oldie goldie.......poor blondes,reading all these jokes about them,and some are actually quite brainy and very nice peeps !

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  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

    thanks for a laugh


  • 4 years ago

    Very funny.a star

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago


    i love blonde jokes! urs was really funny!!


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