Players reading the old Yahoo hockey section?

I crap on Gaborik, he gets 5 goals. Zam craps on Crosby, he gets the Howe hat trick.

So, that Daniel Briere is a waste of space. Biron can't stop a beach ball.

Everything we touch on turns to gold, kind of like everything Haley touches on turns to sh............
Update: The Ducks suck donkey.
Update 2: Sorry Lubers- Same league- No soup for you. The guys you mention are amazing and always get hurt.
Update 3: ......never get hurt I mean.lol
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