Obsession!?

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session

with four young mothers and their small children. "You

all have obsessions, " he observed.

To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with

eating.

You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom. "Your obsession is money.

Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third Mom. "Your obsession is alcohol.

Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little

boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Di*k, let's

go."

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favourite answer

    very funny

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  • 1 decade ago

    Very Good have a Star

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  • Das ist gut mein Herr! Tres bien! lol.. i bet the name was only Dirk as in Dirk Bogarde... ie nothing untoward.

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  • 1 decade ago

    good 1

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  • 1 decade ago

    Good one! My mind is going trying to come up with a couple more. anyone got anymore?!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    hahha lol loved it 10/10

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  • 1 decade ago

    lmao very funny i heard it the other day wit a daughter named fanny!!! have a star!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

    thanks for a laugh

    10/10

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  • 1 decade ago

    lmao nearly peed myself

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lmao this is hilarious have a star

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