Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

41 rules men wish women knew?

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.

3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again!

5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.

7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lent, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.

8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.

9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.

10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

11. Shopping is not sport.

12. Anything you wear is fine. Really.

13. You have enough clothes.

14. You have too many shoes.

15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.

16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad probably is too.

17. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

18. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

19. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.

20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

21. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

23. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.

24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.

25. Check your oil.

26. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.

27. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

28. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.

29. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.

30. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

31. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.

32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?

33. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done not both.

35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.

37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.

39. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines.

40. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.

41. Anyone can buy condoms.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best answer

    ok...where is the 41 rules that women wish men knew?

  • 4 years ago

    You have obviously been reading the wrong side of the Wheaties Box, the little girl side is on the other. Your attitude is what most females detest about chauvinists. The only thing different is you think with boobs and and the male morons think their crotch. What it boils down to is your both idiots. Superiority is an egotists crutch. If all you can do is get ahead with your body there's a name for that. There is an old saying someone with your attitude couldn,t carry my jock strap. Your not superior your stuck up, live with it. Your feet stink just like everyone elses Blondie.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I wish someone put 41 rules women wish men knew here. AND by the way isn't it better to put this way -- 42 rules English men wish English women knew ?

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    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    hahaha Good ones. Glad you are not asking what women wish men knew. pmsl Lol.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I am so glad my husband is the complete opposite of everything except line 9. Praise Ala, cookiemonster or whoever your god is, that your not my man.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Thanks for the info.

    Now here are the rules for the guys. And there is only 1:

    If you want any, you WILL do as I say and allow me to make the rules.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lil secret for ya size does matter it doesn't happen to every man and no your not the best i have ever had!hehe these r the truth to the lies we tell,lol!loved ur q tho very insightful,taken on board young man!

  • 1 decade ago

    Lol at #22!

    Hey maybe you should take it the other way round...I mean how about our rules?

    That was funny, anyway...!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That's funny. But the title should be "Rules men made which make women wanna turn into lesbos"

  • 1 decade ago

    LMAO!!! I'll bear that all in mind but doesn't mean I'll take any notice. Very funny though.

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