A couple of Yo Mumma jokes...?

Yo momma so hairy she Chewbacca’s stunt double Yo momma so fat she make free Willy look like a TIC TAC Yo momma so poor she can’t afford a free sample Yo momma so poor she put a milkshake at McDonalds on lay by Yo momma so dumb she tried to drown a fish Yo momma so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone Yo... show more Yo momma so hairy she Chewbacca’s stunt double
Yo momma so fat she make free Willy look like a TIC TAC
Yo momma so poor she can’t afford a free sample
Yo momma so poor she put a milkshake at McDonalds on lay by
Yo momma so dumb she tried to drown a fish
Yo momma so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone
Yo momma so dumb she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order
Yo momma so black she got marked absent at night school
Yo momma so fat she got more crack than Whitney and Bobby

I got these over the weeks of watching yo momma on MTV.. In Australia it's been taken off air for some reason but yeah i think their the funniest!
Update: Buddy, uk person, there is one "racist" joke, and it's not to be taken seriously. Lighten up
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