The speech impediment. :-)?
longed for a man, and used to comfort herself by reading 'respectable'
erotic stories, namely the adventures of great classical gods. This
only made her worse, but one night a strange thing happened.
She dreamed that a big blond naked man came to her bed, ripped off her
long nightgown, and made passionate love to her again and again. In
the morning, as he was about to leave through the window, she begged
him to stay.
"I must return to Valhalla," he boomed, "I'm Thor."
"Tho am I, but wathn't it marvellouth!"