Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Parrot joke - funny or not?

A gentleman goes to an estate sale and notices that one of the items for sale is a large parrot. He's always wanted a talking bird, so when it comes up for bid he offers $50.

The bidding proceeds hot and heavy with someone always bidding ten dollars more than he until the parrot is finally sold to him for $1,500.

When he goes to get the bird, he asks the auctioneer, "Can the bird talk?"

The auctioneer replied, "Who do you think was bidding against you?"

EDIT* I posted this joke before. Some of you may not have seen it.

24 Answers

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favourite answer

    haha funny lol

  • Regwah
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    I love parrot jokes too, good stuff. The joke is on the parrot

    though, as the gentlemen could no longer afford to bid, on the

    bigger cage, quality seed, or state of the art bird bath. Not to

    mention, the companion he had planed to buy, the female,

    with the beautiful plumage. Well nail me to the pearch

  • 1 decade ago


  • Very good lol, love parrot jokes

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  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Yes, to me it was funny.

    The parot just wanted to be worth something.

    Has anyone thought of the real meaning?

    Laughs have meanings too.

    Source(s): Your Customized Song Writer, Mike McCracken
  • 1 decade ago

    Not that good, sorry. I liked the nun one i seen yesterday though (see stuff i've answered to find it, its funny).

  • Sparky
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Seen it the first time. Still makes me laugh.

  • Widgi
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Great joke, funny.

  • 1 decade ago

    that bird is going to work that money off

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