The balloon joke?

Once upon a time there 3 balloons, mummy balloon, daddy balloon, and baby balloon.

Tired of baby balloon creeping into their bed every night,

"Tonight you must stay in your own bed" said mummy.

When he was sure his mummy and daddy were asleep baby balloon crept into their room and tried to squeeze into their bed.

But try as he might he just couldn't fit in, so he undid the bottom of his mummy and let tiny bit air out of her. But to his dismay he still coultn't fit in, so he crept round to his daddy's side of the bed and undid his daddy's knot and let a little bit of air out. Again he tried to squeeze in but still couldn't quite fit. So he undid hiself and let a little bit of air out. Then he fitted in nice and snuggly and fell sound asleep.

When his mum woke up she was furious!

"Get into your own room at once and think of what you have done young man!" she shouted

"I am so dissappointed in you! Not only have you let me down and your father down, you''ve let yourself down too!"

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  • 1 decade ago
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    lol - nice 1

    A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realises he is lost. He

    reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon

    further and shouts:

    "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

    The man below says: "yes you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

    "You must work in Information Technology" says the balloonist.

    "I do" replies the man. "How did you know."

    "Well" says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no bloody use to anyone."

    The man below says "you must work in business."

    "I do" replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

    "Well", says the man, "you don't know where the hell you are, or where

    the hell you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in

    the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."

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  • sovak
    Lv 4
    3 years ago

    Balloon Jokes

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    good 1 pmsl 10/10 x

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  • 3 years ago

    lol whats up Curious, the humorous tale is that once you permit a ballon's air out, u say its been deflated, while a human seems deflated, u say they seem down so fairly, via letting out the air of mom, dad and himself - he has enable them to down, and himself

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  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Cute!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Lol! Funny! XD x

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Well it made me smile. Nice clean one. Tell us another.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahahaha

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  • 1 decade ago

    hehehe... funny

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