Lie Detectors - Can they prove innocence?

http://www.polygraphs.co.uk/?gclid=CIS887L31I4CFQYbEAodlElH8Q From the website link: Confirmation of Innocence During many years of use world wide, the Polygraph has proved thousands of individuals innocent of crimes they did not commit and lies they did not tell. We can help you by testing your honesty in... show more http://www.polygraphs.co.uk/?gclid=CIS887L31I4CFQYbEAodlElH8Q

From the website link:

Confirmation of Innocence
During many years of use world wide, the Polygraph has proved thousands of individuals innocent of crimes they did not commit and lies they did not tell. We can help you by testing your honesty in the only way possible, remember our advice is free. Refer to the case of Joe Steele cleared of murder, following a polygraph test by Distress Services.
Update: Justme. Is that a violation? It certainly is not PC.

Edit your answer and explain HOW I am making myself look a "spastic".

The question is valid. DO LIE DETECTORS PROVE INNOCENCE . I guess you don't like the link?

Muppet.
Update 2: I didn't ask if they are admissable as evidence in court. If they are so rubbish and not worthy, why do the great unwashed, single mothers, housewives and anyone else not at work, believe them everytime Jeremy Kyle or Trisha Goddard uses the results from them? Are you saying all those chav dads, proven as... show more I didn't ask if they are admissable as evidence in court.

If they are so rubbish and not worthy, why do the great unwashed, single mothers, housewives and anyone else not at work, believe them everytime Jeremy Kyle or Trisha Goddard uses the results from them?

Are you saying all those chav dads, proven as the biological fathers to chav kids have been hood winked into maintenance?

lol.. THINK BEFORE YOU ANSWER , cos I am right on one. ITS FRIDAY!!
18 answers 18