blonde man joke....give the blonde girls a break?

Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a s**t."

The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and s**t."

The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my ***." The other blonde replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?"

The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea-- I'll use that!"

He left and came back with s**t all over his hands and clothes.

His friend looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?"

The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your *** with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"

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  • 1 decade ago
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    gross but a little funny

  • 1 decade ago

    Hahaha!

  • 1 decade ago

    Very funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Lucky i am not blonde!! He he he!

    Star 4 u! He he he

    And ewww

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  • 1 decade ago

    It was a bit crude but quite funny.

  • 1 decade ago

    THats disguesting but funny lol.

  • 1 decade ago

    haha!

    hurrah! the girls get a break!

    but still funny as!

    love it!

    bring them all on!

    star*

    xx

  • Foxie
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    lol, have a star 10/10

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Very good, I wasn't right to guess the end.

  • JAM123
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Another Brilliant one Josey.!!!

    Funny so 10/10.!!!

    Ha ha ha.!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    lol thts a friggin funny joke.lol put more up!!

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