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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

knights of the round table...!?

King Arthur has a beautiful wife. The problem is, the knights of the round table keep shagging her. He goes to Merlin, and explains the situation. Merlin says, "I've got just the thing." He pulls a out pair of metal knickers, with a hole in the bottom. Arthur says, "They're no good." But Merlin puts his wand through the hole, and a blade appears and chops his wand in half. Arthur takes them, and padlocks them to his wife. He goes away for a fortnight.

When he returns he lines up all his knights and tells them to drop their pants. All of the knights except one have half their dick lopped off. Arthur said, "You have disgraced the knights of the round table, Go away, and may I never see you again." He comes to the remaining knight Sir Lancelot and says, "For your loyalty, I will give you half of my empire. Lancelot said, "Fank you thirr."

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  • 1 decade ago
    Best answer

    OMG!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!! I get it! his tongue was cut off!!!!!! OWW!!!! A star 4 u cuz that is HILARIOUS!

  • Sandra
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    Who was King Arthurs knight of the round table who passed up a date with Shannia Twain?

  • 1 decade ago

    Sir Lancelot is a man after my own heart.

  • kit
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Hahahahahahaha

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  • Stooky
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Lol thats brilliant

  • 1 decade ago

    i knew where it was going but i wanted to know

    how the knight would answer King Arthur Ü

    LOL still Ü

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  • 1 decade ago

    forsooth i bringeth a star from the northeth for yoos

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    thank God King Arthur didn't noticed my chopped fingers...LOL

  • 1 decade ago

    good one 10/10 lmao

  • 1 decade ago

    Now thats what you call Thuckin Funny..

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Amusing, actually funny!

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