I have a joke! Sorry it is so long!?

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your pet has passed away."

The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm sure. The duck is dead," he replied.

"How can you be so sure", she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few moments later with a pair of Labrador Retrievers. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dogs stood on their hind legs, put their front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. They then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook their heads. The vet patted the dogs, took them out of the room and returned a few moments later with a beautiful cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed the bird from its beak to its tail and back again. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly, jumped down and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried. "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead?!!"

The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20. But what with the Lab Reports and the Cat Scan, it all adds up."

Update:

Glad you guys liked it!

I will get more

Update 2:

Sorry Guys I can't find any good ones. Care to share some?

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  • 1 decade ago
    Best answer

    that's the best joke I have seen on here in a while, and I didn't even see the punch line coming! good one. 10 / 10

  • Kay
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Well done, I love this! But poor duck!

    This is also the same way when you go for a second and third opinion.

    :)

  • 1 decade ago

    Very good! Humour raining cats and dogs!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That was truly a great and funny story! Thanks...star for you.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ok you had me going for a moment

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    One star for you.

    Nice wordplay

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    now thats a cute one it was well worth the time lol

  • 1 decade ago

    Great joke

    Source(s): Star for you
  • 1 decade ago

    that funny and I have never heard this one before. Where did you get it or did you come up with it yourself?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Thats a good one!

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