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i need jokes about william shakespeare can u help ?

i need funny children jokes about william shakespeare

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  • 1 decade ago
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    William Shakespeare walks into a shop.

    His head hurt for weeks after the swelling went down!!!

  • 5 years ago

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  • Jez
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    William Shakespeare walks into a pub and the barman says, "Oi, Get out of here, You're Bard!"

  • 5 years ago

    William Shakespeare walks into a bar, landlord says " get out, you're barrd ! " SHABBA !! - use that joke instead love

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  • 1 decade ago

    Said Hamlet to Ophelia

    A pencil sketch I'll make of thee.

    The question is "Which lead to use,

    2B or not 2B?"

    Well it's a skit on Willy Waggledagger's work. I'm not sure of the exact words but it was written by the late great Spike Milligan.

  • 1 decade ago

    What's the difference between William Shakespeare and Walt Disney.

    Shakespeare writes and Walt Disney.

    Try it in a Scottish accent.

  • 1 decade ago

    Why did Shakespeare end up acting and playcrafting?

    Because he rejected by the Army--his speare was too shaky.

    Why did he marry Anne Hathaway?

    She was the only woman who had a way with him---groan!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Soz, not a kids one but one I made up myself,

    Will Shakespeare goes into a pub and the landlord yells at him, "You can't come in here, you're Bard!"

  • 1 decade ago

    Stickadiddle:

    Said Hamlet to Ophelia,

    "I'll do a sketch of thee.

    What kind of pencil shall I use?

    2B, or not 2B?"

    Yeah...geek me knows it by heart!

  • 6 years ago

    Here one

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