yo mumma jokes?

i got into a yo mumma fight today at my school rehearsals and i lost, i was devostated, im going to prepare myself for next time has anyone got any good ones?

..... and no i dont have anything better to do, and you obviously have nothing better to do than read this

i did use one good one,

your mumma, shes like a bus, she big, she doesnt smell good and she only cost a dollar to ride


sorry miss becky b but LOL doesnt exactly solve my problem

Update 2:

lol i got another one

your mumma soooo old, when she went to school, there was no history

5 Answers

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best answer


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  • 1 decade ago

    Yo mummas so fat she got arrested for having 200 pounds of crack

    Yo mummas so ugly she has to 'trick or treat' over the phone

    yo mummas so fat last time she saw '90210' was on the scales

    Yo mummas so fat she wears 2 watches. One for each time zone

  • 1 decade ago

    Yo Momma's so fat, when she jums in the air, she gets stuck.

    Yo Momma's so fat, when she falls in love, she breaks it.

    Yo Momma's so old, she has Jesus' beeper number.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"


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  • 1 decade ago

    how's about....

    yer momma is so stupid that when she heard it was chilly outside, she ran out with a bowl and spoon

  • 1 decade ago


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