What would your porn name be?

Sorry - I expect this has been asked billions of times, but I'm interested.

Mine would be Winston McManus, which is a bit worrying as I'm a girl.

Update:

Yeah - I'm doing pet/mother's maiden name.

Update 2:

It's my mother's maiden name, not mine. And she's dead, but thanks for the concern.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favourite answer

    If you use the ancient formula (name of first pet the street born in to) it would be Sniffy Horseshoe!! If you follow above's answer then it is Sniffy Griffen lol I should be a porn star just for the names alone.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Either,

    Miss Krystal Chandelier,

    Miss Anastasia Beaverhousin'

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Blaze Tripoli. I'm a guy, not sure I like the name Blaze. And that's first pet/street I grew up on.

    BTW, it's probably not a good idea to reveal your maiden name on the internet.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    If we are doing Pet / mother's maiden name mine would be Rusty Jones.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Chanel Pell

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ivor Hugeon

  • 1 decade ago

    Blue Moody (first pet and mothers maiden name formula)

    honestly............

    I think I must be destined for a career on the dark side

  • Mr.
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    The Long Shlong

  • 1 decade ago

    The C0ck-Jock

  • 1 decade ago

    Bengo Coles.

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