British army ?

A british army officer was walking through london when he came across a man with no arms or legs with terrable burns playing the mouth organ, next to him was a sign that read "FALKLANDS WAR VETERAN."

The officer said "what a discrace,the way our vets are treated by the government"then proceeds to place two £50 notes in a hat next to the man,the man looks up and says"mucho gracias senior."

lol i liked that one

star if good =]

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best answer

    good one,i gave you a star

  • Gsplan
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    The best joke I have read in over two hours on here tonight. Did you here about Simon Western, Yeah he is now brought out his own lean mean grilling machine, so good he would put his face on it !

    Anyway 10/10 + Star. Thanks.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    brilliant 10/10

  • 1 decade ago

    Unfortunately too true, but I liked it, have a star.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahahahaha that was really not that bad i liked it.10/10

    av a star

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL here's a star!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Good but not your best. Tks

  • 1 decade ago

    i liked that one too

  • 1 decade ago

    hehehehahahahaaaaah!

    Yeah, I like it too;o}

    X

  • melark
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    lol, another great joke, another star ... .. ....

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