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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Funny Science Jokes?

What's hairy, has milk in it and falls from palm trees?

A clumsy cow

What eight letters can be found in the water?

H to O

What travels through space and has landed on the moon?

Sunlight

What has 4 legs and howls at the moon?

A pair of astronauts after a moon rock falls on their toes

How can you tell how many bears are in the your neighbourhood?

Look at the bear-o-meter

Why do scientist diet?

So they can win the no-belly prize

Why can't a chopped down tree answer a question?

Because it's stumped

What has fangs and rattles?

A baby vampire

What looks like a monkey, can be found in a zoo and is as big as humans?

You

What's wet and falls from the sky?

A glass of juice leaping from a building

What's small, hops and bites dogs?

A vampire frog

What soft, white, fluffy and floats in the sky?

A helium-filled bunny

What tall and greean and has leaves?

A giant dandelion

HOPED YOU ENJOYED IT!

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favourite answer

    A MAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING:

    I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.

    .... without you in it.

    DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?

    We haven't had a fight in a while.

    NO, PIZZA'S FINE.

    .... you cheap slob!

    I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.

    I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.

    I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

    I can't believe you have nothing planned.

    COME HERE.

    My puppy does this, too.

    I LIKE YOU, BUT...

    I don't like you.

    YOU NEVER LISTEN.

    You never listen.

    I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.

    I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.

    OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF.

    I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch.

    OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE!!

    Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.

    I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS.

    We're gonna make fun of you and your friends.

  • 1 decade ago

    Nice jokes, average 8 out of 10!

  • 1 decade ago

    Hehe nice!

    Here's a really *cough*lame*cough* social studies joke.

    If King Khufu was so harsh, why were Egyptians so happy?

    Because he was a Menes!

    Source(s): Yes, I know how bad that joke is ~.~ But I made it myself!
  • 4 years ago

    student: "nicely, sir, you will possibly no longer have heard approximately it, yet i've got self belief obliged to aid you recognize that it rather is now unlawful to utter "Corny Jokes" in technology classification...." instructor: "Why is that" student: "they're seen weapons of Math Disruption..." combat Corny with Corny ;P Have a brilliant day!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Nice jokes. Some were a little off but other were funny.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Those were funny. Anr your right that joke was lame but at least you know it was

  • 1 decade ago

    well it made me laugh!

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