Funny joke OR 911 Funny joke?

number 1 funny joke

"one day a man called jim farted in a toilet and started smelling it he loved the smell so much he farted in bottled to save them up to smell befor dinner and fun events!"

number two 911 funny joke

"there was once a man called peter he farted so loud his face turnd blue , and his mom always gave him the best drink ever soda gas shake he loved the stuff but it put him in hospital from loud farts"

hahaha i love my jokes dont you?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favourite answer

    wow. i didn't think anyone could suck more than cuddly d.

    kudos.

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  • 1 decade ago

    My two jokes are better.

    One is a song, and another is a Michael Jackson joke.

    Number 1:

    (Sung to the tune of 'I Believe I Can Fly')

    ♫ I believe I can die, ♫

    ♫ I got ran over by the Ice Cream guy, ♫

    ♫ All I wanted was a popsicle, ♫

    ♫ Instead I ended up in a hospital . . . ♫

    Number 2:

    Q: What does a television and Michael Jackson have in common?

    A: They both can get turned on by three year olds.

    That's all I got.

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  • Kristi
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    It's a bit too soon for that to be funny. It's morbid humor, and I gotta admit I did chuckle while shaking my head.

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  • Paul R
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    No But It's The Cheapest Two Pointer. Keep Em Up And We'll Keep Raking In The Points!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Bad fart jokes mean you should probably be just old enough to still get some useful social education from "Barney" the purple dinosaur.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Are you kidding? I hope your kidding...those jokes weren't even semi funny. I mean maybe to a five year old that likes to say fart but other than that sry and keep working at it.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    God, stop posting idiotic questions, you're not funny, you're retarded, I don't love you're jokes, I didn't even crack a laugh at your jokes, I would love to see you with a bullet through you're brain though.

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  • 1 decade ago

    are you serious? you really need to get away from the computer and get back into the land of the living!!!!!!

    that was in no way, shape, or form funny at all!!!!

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  • Gaga
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Wow. you're a lot better. Keep up the good work.

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  • 6 years ago

    I like 1. more!

    that one was really funny!

    i started laughing like ccccccccccccrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i love ur face at the bottom of a river

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