Sorry but this is super hard for me as I got lots of people being nasty to my last question, but this is completely different. I'm thinking about suicide. Now I know you're all going to be telling me how I shouldn't n **** but my mind is too messed up to be fixed. Now I'm wondering if the police search your phone/computer or whatever when you kill yourself. Because the proof that it was a suicide would be so overwhelming I don't think the police would need to. I've been in therapy and minutes away from being sent to a mental hospital, countless doctors. And my parents currently know I'm suicidal. Please respond

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Ha ha ha; I knew the troll Little Nancy would show up. Every time I post, he has to follow me. Like a puppy dog. He likes to pretend he does not want his name mentioned, but he hates it. Little Nancy, let us compare accomplishments over 4 years.

1. There was no other forum. You made that up to save face. It was your alternate reality. There was nothing you could do about trolling here, so you had to pretend there was a forum where your imaginary friends hung out. You were the king of your imaginary world.

2. For FOUR years, you still don't realize that you can't beat trolls because A. posting is anonymous; B. unlimited accounts; C. moderation is weak to nonexistent. Yes, that is quite classic!

3. You claimed to ban a bunch of level 7 accounts, including me and Weasel. You made that up. You know it's false because I move nonsense questions into the military section. Just to prove it, I will move 12 Chlnk spambot threads here after I get done typing this. I will move some other questions.

4. I ran off a bunch of regulars, the ones who are supposedly on your imaginary forum: Wine Dirty Skunk, Michael the disabled Vietnam Vet, Baldrick, Daniel, NWIP, MrsJvb, NavyCrab, Vulcan, Phrenic Dragon, and a number of others.

5. I still post here, both answering questions seriously and making troll posts. Remember when you said I ruined this section? You said I "...ruined this section completely." Remember that, Nancy? Those were your exact words. I guess, though, that is one thing you got right! LOL!

6. You, however, don't even post any more. Remember two years ago when you would post out in the open? You don't do that now. For two years you went underground, posting anonymously. You seldom posted in the past 3 months, and I barely see you posting at all now. Not even anonymously.

7. By your own admission, you lost 4 level 7 accounts. I thought it was 3, but you even admitted to 4. FOUR. How stupid do you have to be to lose even one level 7 account on a weakly moderated forum? You used the accounts to move all my trolls questions. I have to acknowledge that you did an efficient job at that, but it ended not once--but FOUR times by your own stupidity. Dude, that was the only power you had here to combat me, and you couldn't even hold it. Not only that, you never even learned your lesson 3 additional times! There one for the Pure Comedy Gold file!

8. In vain, you feverishly created dozens (yes dozens) of sock accounts to report my answers, hoping that I would get banned. You failed. I'm still here. Even if you could ban an account, what would it matter? This Leo account is a throwaway. I could just make another Yahoo account in 3 minutes.

9, Now, the really funny one. You & Wine Dirty Skunk would crow about how you "outed" Leo. Leo's posts were so obviously fake, yet you touted his outing like you were some bloodhound detective. Just to show what an imbecile you are, I am posting a link to a Leo Black thread. Read the answer.
from Le Petit (see comments for link).



OK, it's your turn. Go ahead & list your accomplishments. You won't because you don't have any. And if you try your failed technique of trying to delete this, I will just post it again. And again. And again. And again! And THAT, sh*t for brains, is PURE COMEDY GOLD!!

I feel really sad all the time, and i have done for years. I contemplate suicide more than i should, im 16. I feel lonely because my friends never ask about me despite me constantly asking about them when my problems are far more serious but obviously theirs are just as important. I dont want to stop being their friend because i like having friends. We go to parties together and get drunk, i cry everytime i dont know why. The solution to that is to stop drinking but i dont want to stop I just want to forget and drinking helps me do that but then I remember and cry. Last night my friends and i fell out dont really remember why it, i was crying hard and they just danced in front of me like i wasn’t there. I went and got a knife and i tried to kill myself by slitting my wrists (which i havent done in years) it didnt work because it wasnt sharp enough. Now i have nasty cuts and feel more lonely. I’m my own problem, people think i have it all, im considered attractive by boys, popular, young. But life is hell for me. I dont want to pity myself, theres noone to talk to because my friends dont understand and give bad advice and i feel worse. Im not close to any of my family, my step dad was emotionally abusive all my life till he kicked me out at 15, now i live with my mum but we dont talk much and i dont want to tell her. Im scared im going to kill myself, i genuinely dont want to die.

I got my first job after giving up a few years ago after having terrible panic attacks at work, It's at McDonalds as a Cashier. I start in 2 weeks and I'm a little anxious, more that I'm worrying I won't get good at it fast enough, that I'll mess everything up, that everyone will get mad and shout at me.. I understand customers probably will get mad from time to time as that seems to happen in this type of job, but I'm more afraid of people I work with shouting and being angry. Anyone who has bad anxiety etc gone to work somewhere like this and it has helped them? I'm hoping it will help me get better :)

I'm a 22 year old guy, my life is a mess and I'm literally going insane. I have a neurological disorder (ADHD) that meds can't fix itself. I am taking/experimenting with a lot of supplements because I feel that if meds aren't working like it should, I need a "plan B". I have no friends which means I'm f*cking single and I guess I blamed the stupid meds for not working like it should during highschool but I do masturbate though and I have a strong urge, I like p*ssy. No, I'm not a virgin (I did lost it at 18 but I wish I've done it sooner). I had a lot of fights with other guys during high school and I kinda regretted it but I didn't know how to socialize with them back then. I feel like walking mess, how do you clean "yourself" up?

That the odds of her getting raped, sexually assaulted, or even killed have sky rocketed in the past decade?

I had a serious problem, because I had accidentally hit my son with my car. I then logged onto yahoo answers and asked what to do, but then he fell into a coma. Can I sue yahoo answers for this? because I may have to switch his life support off

My life feels difficult a lot

To put it shortly, I was previously one of the top students, but ever since depression whacked me in the head, I might not even graduate high school. I think school triggers me because it puts me to shame. It reminds me of my failures and my depression will not allow me to overcome them (making up school credits). Anything about school will trigger my suicidal thoughts. My friend talking about her schedule. A math notebook I found under my bed. Even the word school. It's pissing me off. How do I overcome this? I am in therapy and on medication but it doesn't seem like *I'm* doing enough. What do *i* do?

Best answer: Sophie, that's why people who pretend to be people of other backgrounds, religions, ethnic groups, sexual orientations or whatever else you can think of for their living are called ACTORS

I feel as if no one will understand me on why Im doing this, im scared of getting help and what people would think of me. My mum isn't a very understandings person so i feel very nervous and guilty when i lie to her. I feel that this is the only way. I have seen a doctor about depression before and nothing worked so i took it into my own hands. I do need help

Its time to force Hollywood to be more conservative.

I’ll just be minding my own business and then I’ll suddenly get this feeling that everything is wrong and disgusting. I’m not going to self diagnose but I’m too afraid to talk to my therapist but I may have depression, I have a lack of interest in everything now. I always feel as if I have no worth and I get really depressed at times that’s not what I would call sadness. I just want to feel nothing but everything at the same time. I’m wondering if these waves have to do with depression or if it’s something else. They just come randomly without thinking about anything sad. In those moments I get stressed and just want to die. In those moments it’s like everything that is wrong about me or about life hits me like I’m trying to find a reason to be sad. I don’t know how to explain it without sounding like something simple everyone has felt because this doesn’t seem normal to me.

I turned 18 a few days ago, and have been feeling depressed. I feel like I am ahead of my peers and feel different. I started senior year of hs today and most of my peers will start turning 18 in about 5 to 6 months. I also feel like I am not mentally ready for the responsibilities that await. All my life I have been suffering from mental illness such as depression and certain phobias that add mad amounts of anxiety to me. I just don't feel like an adult should have this weak mind.