• What would you do if someone sneezed on your food?

    Best answer: I would grab their face and hold their mouth open with both hands and vomit into it. Then give them an atomic wedgie before slamming their face on the table, knocking them out.
    Then you'd see me walking away as the building explodes behind me in slow motion, but I don't even flinch.
    Best answer: I would grab their face and hold their mouth open with both hands and vomit into it. Then give them an atomic wedgie before slamming their face on the table, knocking them out.
    Then you'd see me walking away as the building explodes behind me in slow motion, but I don't even flinch.
    34 answers · 1 day ago
  • Do you think I can adopt another dog even though my apartment has a two dog max without them noticing?

    I live in a townhouse with 3 other roommates in an apartment complex next to the university I attend. I have a small dog, and one of my other roommates who lives upstairs with me also has a chihuahua that she keeps closed up in her room because he doesn't like other dogs. I really want to adopt another dog that... show more
    I live in a townhouse with 3 other roommates in an apartment complex next to the university I attend. I have a small dog, and one of my other roommates who lives upstairs with me also has a chihuahua that she keeps closed up in her room because he doesn't like other dogs. I really want to adopt another dog that I have my eye on at the shelter, but when I called and asked they said they only allow two dogs max per unit and my other roommate is renewing next year like me so I'm not allowed. But how would they even notice? None of my other roommates mind another dog, all of the dogs are really laid back and don't cause any damage, and unless management comes in and counts the dogs I don't know how they would notice anything.
    10 answers · 10 hours ago
  • Was this rude of my room mate to say or am I thinking of it the wrong way?

    Best answer: I guess it would depend on HOW she said it. If she was being sarcastic and annoyed, you would know it. She would sound like she's out of patience. However, if it was with a sympathetic tone, she would have said it softly and it would sound kind. Many people don't know how to handle someone who's... show more
    Best answer: I guess it would depend on HOW she said it. If she was being sarcastic and annoyed, you would know it. She would sound like she's out of patience. However, if it was with a sympathetic tone, she would have said it softly and it would sound kind. Many people don't know how to handle someone who's upset, depressed and perhaps, crying. They don't know how to approach - should I hug? Does this person want to be touched? What do I say? Would I make it worse by talking and offering ideas/suggestions? The 'correct' response would be "yes, I'm crying. I've had a terrible day and I am upset." Sometimes, it just helps to listen and be kind.
    20 answers · 4 days ago
  • Should I Regard Her As Step-Mother?

    Best answer: As she is a partner to your parent and is a female it is more appropriate to call her stepmother than stepfather. You could also call her your mothers partner, which, while establishing the relationship may be a little less confusing if you are introducing her when your birth mother isn’t present. However, if all... show more
    Best answer: As she is a partner to your parent and is a female it is more appropriate to call her stepmother than stepfather. You could also call her your mothers partner, which, while establishing the relationship may be a little less confusing if you are introducing her when your birth mother isn’t present.

    However, if all parties are happy with this assigned definition, I see not problem with using it.
    16 answers · 2 days ago
  • If you tell someone a personal secret and tell them to keep it private and they say "no one to tell, dont worry"..what does that mean?

    There is people they could tell like their family, friends, etc. What does "no one to tell" really mean?
    There is people they could tell like their family, friends, etc. What does "no one to tell" really mean?
    23 answers · 3 days ago
  • I work in a Doctors office answering phones & scheduling appointments etc. How should I reply to a lady who DEMANDS an early evening?

    appointment for her 9 year old son or daughter (because she says they have to go to sleep early so they'll wake up early for school) - IMO that isn't a good excuse to push them ahead of other people who scheduled their appointment 7 hours before them. - Because if a 9 year old child gets an appropriate... show more
    appointment for her 9 year old son or daughter (because she says they have to go to sleep early so they'll wake up early for school) - IMO that isn't a good excuse to push them ahead of other people who scheduled their appointment 7 hours before them. - Because if a 9 year old child gets an appropriate amount of sleep every night it won't hurt them to go to sleep an hour late for 1 night. - Also the other adult patients also have to go to sleep early & wake up early for work.
    23 answers · 3 days ago
  • Can someone explain to me why I am selfish and immature for finding it unacceptable to?

    loudly and aggressively accost a snoring person on a repeated basis without even bothering to explain what is going on? Especially when the person who is awake at least has the choice to explain the matter in a clear and civilized manner.
    loudly and aggressively accost a snoring person on a repeated basis without even bothering to explain what is going on? Especially when the person who is awake at least has the choice to explain the matter in a clear and civilized manner.
    8 answers · 14 hours ago
  • If you're inviting your work friend to your wedding do you have to invite their spouse too??

    Best answer: You can't get to know someone if you don't take the time to. It's only fair she brings her husband as she may not know many people besides you. I wouldn't want to go to a wedding by myself.
    Best answer: You can't get to know someone if you don't take the time to. It's only fair she brings her husband as she may not know many people besides you. I wouldn't want to go to a wedding by myself.
    12 answers · 2 days ago
  • Why is it socially frowned upon for a 4 foot tall midget to wear 2foot platform shoes?

    Best answer: I didn't know that. That's terrible.
    Best answer: I didn't know that. That's terrible.
    8 answers · 23 hours ago
  • Why do some people brag about having “homemade” food? Like they Are the greatest thing ever?

    Best answer: Because typically, homemade food is healthier, tastes better and has less crap (chemicals and preservatives) than store bought, ready-made food.
    Best answer: Because typically, homemade food is healthier, tastes better and has less crap (chemicals and preservatives) than store bought, ready-made food.
    8 answers · 1 day ago
  • Do I have to give my former coworker a birthday gift?

    Best answer: Are you friends? Did she get you something for your birthday? If no, then you don't really owe her anything. If you still consider her a friend and keep in touch regularly - even if it's jut by text - then you could at least get her a card but I don't think you need to get her a gift. Ok fine. A... show more
    Best answer: Are you friends? Did she get you something for your birthday? If no, then you don't really owe her anything.

    If you still consider her a friend and keep in touch regularly - even if it's jut by text - then you could at least get her a card but I don't think you need to get her a gift. Ok fine. A $10 Starbucks gift card or something like that, at most.
    8 answers · 2 days ago
  • How do I let a coworker know I feel taken advantage of?

    Best answer: No one can take advantage of you unless you allow them to do so. If you say "no" and she does not like it, oh well, that is her problem, not yours. Saying "NO" nicely can easily be done in three parts: 1) Acknowledge her request: "I understand you require rides (to and or from) work... show more
    Best answer: No one can take advantage of you unless you allow them to do so. If you say "no" and she does not like it, oh well, that is her problem, not yours.

    Saying "NO" nicely can easily be done in three parts:
    1) Acknowledge her request: "I understand you require rides (to and or from) work often."
    2) Say "no" nicely: "I am no longer able to continue to spend the time to go out of my travel to accommodate your ride requests.'
    3) Suggest a solution: "Perhaps it is time to either buy another vehicle or allow your husband to get rides to and from work so you can use the car. Or, perhaps UBER is a temporary solution until you can get transportation of your own."

    Say nothing about gas because if she throws a $20 at you, then you are stuck driving her again. Stop accepting invitations with her after work so you do not get sucked into taking her home OR tell her upfront that you are no longer available to change your travel plans to accommodate bringing her home.

    Really, it is UP TO YOU to stop her from using you. There are nice ways to say "no". No need to get into any discussion about it because you need not debate or defend your freedom to say no.
    22 answers · 5 days ago
  • For students to laugh directly at a school staff member when they enter because of their name, is that not appropriate?

    I'm starting to wonder because something like this happened in a movie, but is this action not appropriate to do in reality?
    I'm starting to wonder because something like this happened in a movie, but is this action not appropriate to do in reality?
    7 answers · 2 days ago
  • Co-worker observes everything I eat?

    Best answer: Just say "Uh huh" without looking up at her.
    Best answer: Just say "Uh huh" without looking up at her.
    19 answers · 5 days ago
  • What can a woman do if she has piercing eyes and sometimes others often get uncomfortable when she merely looks at them?

    I think I can tell sometimes when people get uncomfortable when I'm just looking at them. I try not to look unnecessarily at people especially in their eyes but if they talk to me I give full attention. My eyes kind of look like Michael Jackson but more feminine
    I think I can tell sometimes when people get uncomfortable when I'm just looking at them. I try not to look unnecessarily at people especially in their eyes but if they talk to me I give full attention. My eyes kind of look like Michael Jackson but more feminine
    5 answers · 9 hours ago
  • I told my coworker that I didn’t care what everyone said about him, I thought he did a good job. Now he’s mad at me. Was I wrong?

    Best answer: i dont think you did anything wrong but youre saying you didnt care what everyone said about him, he mightve taken that part personally, maybe you should apologize to him
    Best answer: i dont think you did anything wrong but youre saying you didnt care what everyone said about him, he mightve taken that part personally, maybe you should apologize to him
    6 answers · 1 day ago