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  • Please.....I know you can't actually help me but.....?

    ....just some words of support might help. I've got myself into an impossible situation at work which is, without doubt, going to end up with me having to resign. I've been burying my head in the sand for months now but Monday will be the day when "the cat is out the bag" and, frankly, I'm terrified. Not only telling all to the guy that owns the Company but also the effect it's gonna have on me and the family.

    I can't go into any detail but if anyone has been in a desperate and impossible sitaution themselves, any words of support or advice would be very welcome.

    43 AnswersOther - Careers & Employment1 decade ago
  • I am just going out to look for myself.....?

    ....if I should return whilst I am away, be so kind as to keep me here until I get back.

    Thank you.

    11 AnswersOther - Entertainment1 decade ago
  • The snail joke!?

    It's Christmas eve and there is snow on the ground. A couple are cuddled up on a rug in front of a log fire when there is a knock at the door.

    The husband answers the door to find a snail, shivering on the doorstep.

    The snail looks up and, with pleading eyes, says, "Please sir, it's the coldest winter I've ever known. Please can I come in and warm myself by your fire?"

    The man slowly bends down, gently picks the snail up....and throws him to the bottom of the garden.

    One year later, Christmas Eve again, it's colder than ever. The same couple are sat on the rug, in front of the same log fire, when there's a knock at the door.

    The Husband answers the door, to find the snail on the doorstep again. He looks up, with pleading eyes, and says...

    ..."What did you do that for?"

    12 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago