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  • i'm looking for bands!?

    I love music by Mayday Parade, Secondhand Serenade, The Secret Handshake, All Time Low, and the Maine. I'm looking for more bands like this; As close to screamo as you an get without hardcore screaming. I'm looking for non-christian bands, but i LOVE Relient K. Any suggestions?

    7 AnswersRock and Pop1 decade ago
  • SCIENCE JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!?

    Is AL GAE? Because he is a really FUN GI!!

    Get it? is al gay? because he is a really fun guy (algae and fungi)

    STAR IF YOU LIKE IT!! Haha i made it up on my own :-)

    6 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • Math Riddle!!! Answer both and get the 10 points!?

    In a football game, one team makes seven plays in the first quarter. The results of those plays (in order) are listed:

    gain of 7, gain of 2, loss of 5, loss of 12, gain of 16, gain of 8, loss of 8.

    A) What is the overall gain (or loss) of yards in the football game?

    B) What is the average gain (or loss) per play?

    4 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • Summer Geographical Terms Help?

    I need help. I am making my own island and it is called Summer Island. It has geography things with names, like Flip Flop Forest, or Lake Lemonade. I need help with all the letters.

    I need a:












    If you could have like, summer words with the same first letter that go with those geographical terms, it would help me a BUNCH!!

    1 AnswerHomework Help1 decade ago
  • Wanna Bet CD Guy?

    You know that guy on the show Wanna Bet that can lick CD's and guess who what the album and artist is? It isn't that crazy to do. All you have to do follow the letters on the front of the cd and you will know who and what it is. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS?

    2 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • Updo Questions! Answer Quik Pleease!?

    Ok, so I have this really awsome dance tomorrow nite, and I have a beautiful teal dress (strapless), but I have no idea how to put my hair! I kind of want an updo, and my mom wants to be able to do it at our house, so can anyone tel me any websites or step by step inrtuctions on how to put my hair up? It is a little below my soulders (maybe 5-7 inches or so), and I am 5'1. PLEEZ HELP ME!

    5 AnswersHair1 decade ago
  • I am writing a speech for Writing AND I NEED HELP PLEASE!?

    I am writing a speech on recycling and I have everthing else but an intro.

    I am going to start off with the 3 R's of Recycling, but I don't have a sentance for each one! Can u help me?

    Reduce the use of gas and.........



    2 AnswersHomework Help1 decade ago
  • Why do we recycle speech?

    Ok, so for English we have write a persuasive peice on a topic, and I chose why we should recycle! I need 3 reasons, and I only have two so far.

    To Stop Pollution:

    Landfills are building up and there is nothing that we can do about it. Normal things that you can recycle, like paper,

    1 AnswerHomework Help1 decade ago
  • What is my favorite (or lucky) number?

    Whoever guesses closest wins th 10 points!

    10 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • bf problems, plz help...and answer fast?

    i found my bf kissing another woman, he said she kissed him, but idk who to believe, what should i do?

    6 AnswersSingles & Dating1 decade ago
  • what should we make a movie about?

    Me and my friend are using my video camera to make a movie! What should it be about?

    22 AnswersMovies1 decade ago
  • HALLOWEEN Costume!?

    What are you being for Halloween?

    Me and my friend are being 80's girls. We are wearing our hair off to the side and then wearing leggings and we made shirts that say 'I LOVE THE 80'S!' !!! I am so excited!

    16 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • 10 points if u can find out the song!?

    Teenagers scare the Living s*** out of me!

    They could care less as long as someone'll bleed!

    So darken your clothes, and strike a violent pose!

    they better leave you alone, but not ME!

    Tell me the name of the song and who sings it, and u get the 10 points!

    19 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • Bathroom Joke!?

    When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied.

    Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall.

    You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern 'seat covers' (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR! ), yank down your pants, and assume ' The Stance.'

    In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold 'The Stance.'

    To take your mind off your trembling thighs, you reach for what you discover to be the empty toilet paper dispenser. In your mind, you can hear your mother's voice saying, 'Honey, if you had tried to clean the seat, you would have KNOWN there was no toilet paper!' Your thighs shake more.

    You remember the tiny tissue that you blew your nose on yesterday - the one that's still in your purse. (Oh yeah, the purse around your neck, t hat now, you have to hold up trying not to strangle yourself at the same time). That would have to do. You crumple it in the puffiest way possible. It's still smaller than your thumbnail

    Someone pushes your door open because the latch doesn't work. The door hits your purse, which is hanging around your neck in front of your chest, and you and your purse topple backward against the tank of the toilet. 'Occupied!' you scream, as you reach for the door, dropping your precious, tiny, crumpled tissue in a puddle on the floor, lose your footing altogether, and slide down directly onto the TOILET SEAT . It is wet of course. You bolt up, knowing all too well that it's too late. Your bare bottom has made contact with every imaginable germ and life form on the uncovered seat because YOU never laid down toilet paper - not that there was any, even if you had taken time to try. You know that your mother would be utterly appalled if she knew, because, you're certain her bare bottom never touched a public toilet seat because, frankly, dear, 'You just don't KNOW what kind of diseases you could get.'

    By this time, the automatic sensor on the back of the toilet is so confused that it flushes, propelling a stream of water like a fire hose against the inside of the bowl that sprays a fine mist of water that covers your butt and runs down your legs and into your shoes. The flush somehow sucks everything down with such force that you grab onto the empty toilet paper dispenser for fear of being dragged in too.

    At this point, you give up. You're soaked by the spewing water and the wet toilet seat. You're exhausted. You try to wipe with a gum wrapper you found in your pocket and then slink out inconspicuously to the sinks.

    You can't figure out how to operate the faucets with the automatic sensors, so you wipe your hands with spit and a dry paper towel and walk past the line of women still waiting.

    You are no longer able to smile politely to them. A kind soul at the very end of the line points out a piece of toilet paper trailing from your shoe. (Where was that when you NEEDED it??) You yank the paper from your shoe, plunk it in the woman's hand and tell her warmly, 'Here, you just might need this.'

    As you exit, you spot your hubby, who has long since entered, used, and left the men's restroom. Annoyed, he asks, 'What took you so long, and why is your purse hanging around your neck?'

    This is dedicated to women everywhere who deal with a public restrooms (rest??? You've GOT to be kidding!!). It finally explains to the men what really does take us so long. It also answers their other commonly asked questions about why women go to the restroom in pairs. It's so the other gal can hold the door, hang onto your purse and hand you Kleenex under the door!

    This HAD to be written by a woman! No one else could describe it so accurately!

    Send this to all women that need a good laugh AND, don't forget to have a mammogram!!!!!! It could save your life!

    10 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • 123456789 Riddle!?

    With the numbers 123456789, make them add up to 100. They must stay in the same order. You can use addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division. Remember, they have to stay in the same order !!!

    5 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • JOKE!! lol?


    At Duke University , there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an "A" so far. These four friends were so confident, that the weekend before finals they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time, but after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until early Monday morning.

    Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final they would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they visited friends but on the way back! they had a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final. The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. The guys were excited and relieved.

    They studied that night for the exam. The Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem, worth 5 points. Cool, they thought! Each one in a separate room, thinking this was going to be easy.... then they turned the page.

    On the second page was written.

    For 95 points: Which tire?______________

    16 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • Rate this from 1-10!?

    It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Good bar.

    I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and

    Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, “Hey Sweetheart, how'd

    you like to Crunch on my big hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?”

    Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and it was like pure

    Almond Joy!

    I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds because it was easy to see that

    this little Twix had the Red Hoots.

    It was all I could do to hold the Snickers and Crackle as my Butterfinger went

    up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream “Oh Henry, Oh Henry!”

    Soon she was fondling my Peter Pan and ZagNut and I knew it wouldn't be long

    before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars that gave her a taste of the old Milky


    She asked me if I was into M&M, but I said, “Hey Chick let, no kinky stuff.” I

    said, “Look you little Reese's Pieces, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why

    don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O' Honey?”

    (What a piece of Juicy Fruit she was, too!)

    She screamed, “Oh Crackerjack, better than the Three Musketeers!” as I rammed

    my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup.

    Well, I was giving it to her Good 'N' Plenty, when all the sudden... my


    Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow Chunky and

    complained of a Wrigley in her stomach.

    Sure enough, nine months later, out popped? Baby Ruth!

    8 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • You know those things where you have like, a number and then your computer has to try to guess it?

    What are some other ones? Like, one of them that is really cool is you have the first 3 digits of your phone number with out the area code and then do these math things and whenu hit equal, it has your whole phone number. Does anyone know any cool things like that? I think they are really cool!

    3 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
  • AIM Question!?

    So, I have AIM 6.1 and I added my self as a buddy to make sure I could see my own buddy icon and what not. But, when I try to see it when I hover my mouse over my name, it doesn't show up! I also tried IMing my self, and when I want to switch from My Expresseions to my Buddy's, it is all white. Does anyone know why this happen or how I can fix it?

    1 AnswerOther - Yahoo Messenger1 decade ago