I bought a new Chevy Silverado and returned to the dealer yesterday
because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that
the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the salesman said to
The radio replied, 'Ricky or
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray
Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind'
replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and
for the next few days, every time I'd say,
'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
I'd get one of their awesome
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but
I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled, '*** Hole!'
the radio responded with,
"Ladies and gentlemen, the
President of the United States ."
Damn I love my