"And by the way you know why I sit on the stand and it get hot .... I got a lot of ... uh ... harry legs that turn that that that that um turn blonde in the sun... and the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub-rub my legs down so it was straight... and then they watched the hair come back up again and I looked at em. So I learned about roaches and kids jumpin on my lap... and I love kids jumpin on my lap! "2 AnswersPolitics3 weeks ago
Here we go again....8 AnswersPolitics4 months ago
I was watching an episode last night on IMDB TV and thought I'd share this joke...
After running into the bank vault to escape a hail of bullets from Ned Zed's machinery gun during a bank robbery, Brisco, Socrates and the bank manager found themselves locked in.
Hearing foot steps outside the vault they assumed it was Brisco's faithful companion, Bowler. Brisco read the vault's combination through the door and you could hear the clicks as the dial was rotated. But after it was finished the door wouldn't open! So Brisco said "let's try it again" and more clicks from the dial. But this time the door opened, revealing Brisco,s horse instead of Bowler.
"Wow!" said the bank manager, "That is one smart horse!".
"Not really" said Brisco, "It took him two tries"1 AnswerJokes & Riddles4 months ago
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I'd like to see Ivanka vs Tulsi but instead of a debate, have a mud-wrestling contest on CW with Jerry Springer as the ref like real Americans. Sure that sounds a bit sexist, but it guarantees the first female President so even feminists can't complain too much.2 AnswersPolitics8 months ago
As payback for his treatment during the debate, should Bloomberg run as an independent splitting the Democrat vote to ensure a Trump win?
Maybe that was his plan all along?7 AnswersPolitics8 months ago
I mean both of them were standing next to Mayor Pete without latex gloves, surgical masks - nothing! Even though it's most likely he's infected with AIDS.7 AnswersPolitics8 months ago
And during the official ceremony, give her a "Re-elect Trump 2020" pin instead?5 AnswersPolitics9 months ago
I just finished Duke Nukem Forever on my old PC and want to find something that will show off the features of my new PC. A good action first person single player shooter with humor, great graphics that doesn't need dedicated servers. I'm thinking The Witcher 3, but not completely sold on that. I'm also considering the new Doom that gets released next month.
Intel x7960 16 core CPU at 4 GHz
X299 MSI Raider motherboard
256 GB triple channel 3200 memory
2 RTX 2080 TI Nvidia cards with NVlink.
4 K monitor.
Two 512 GB PCIe M.2 cards in Raid 0 Intel Octane for main boot drive.
Windows 10 64 Bit Enterprise
I only have cheap speakers but am considering a soundbar.3 AnswersPC9 months ago
Why in the new Star Wars movie were they stumbling around in the dark using old technology flashlights?
Today we have ultra bright handheld LED lanterns that can light up a large room. But in the movie the characters who fly around the galaxy in spaceships only had old 40's style flashlights.3 AnswersMovies10 months ago
Since they know they've already lost in 2020 so they are saving their "A" team for 2024? It would make sense since the "B" team are just throwaways anyway.4 AnswersPolitics10 months ago
I mean Obama publicly outed the team that took out Osama Bin Laden and Obama was really smart, right Libs?8 AnswersPolitics10 months ago
I mean why didn't Obi Wan heal Qui Gon? Why didn't Anakin heal his mother? Why didn't Luke heal his father?4 AnswersMovies10 months ago
How dare they!7 AnswersPolitics10 months ago
In Slotomania I won all the cards in the Holiday album. It is asking if I want to convert duplicates to prizes?
It doesn't make it clear what these prizes are but it looks like you get twice as many cards in your packs when you to collect them a second time. How is this better than just using Wheel Of Stars?1 AnswerGambling10 months ago