When I need a really big stretch I always make a noise! Is it just me?11 AnswersPolls & Surveys9 years ago
I know i shouldn't open emails I don't recognise in case of viruses, but what would happen if i opened one on my mobile phone?
i regularly check my emails on my phone, but they only give me the subject before i open them, so to see who its from I have to open it, what would happen if it was a viruses one? Would it mess my mobile phone up?11 AnswersOther - Computers1 decade ago
For all Employees Who Work with Rude Customers An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.
A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS".
The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please," she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "F... You!"
Without flinching, she smiled and said,(I love this bit).................. "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."20 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade ago
Why is there the sudden desire to get starred questions? Anyone else fed up of people asking a quesiton then saying "star it if it's funny"? If I think it's a good question I'll make up my own mind to star it thank you....
sorry bit of a rant lol6 AnswersYahoo Answers1 decade ago