• My Friend the Amateur Magician?

    A female friend of mine is training up to be a magician and she asked me if I’d help her with practicing some of her tricks, I said yes. She asked if I like the sawing in half illusion: I said "yes, do you want me to saw you in half?" she said "no, the way it is now, is the girl saws the man in half". She helped me into... show more
    A female friend of mine is training up to be a magician and she asked me if I’d help her with practicing some of her tricks, I said yes. She asked if I like the sawing in half illusion: I said "yes, do you want me to saw you in half?" she said "no, the way it is now, is the girl saws the man in half". She helped me into the thin-model-sawing-in-half-box so she could do the trick: she sawed me in half without a hitch. But now's the trouble, she can’t put me back together, what should I do? I asked “why can’t you put me back together!?” She said "because the book that shows me how does not come until next month" What should I do? HELP!!!
    1 answer · Jokes & Riddles · 3 years ago
  • Why cant I wear tights openly in public?

    Why cant I wear tights openly in public? I love wearing ladies tights, & I wear them as much as I can. Sadly, I cannot wear them openly like all my female friends do. And none of them know I am wearing tights when I am with them, which is upsetting!
    Why cant I wear tights openly in public? I love wearing ladies tights, & I wear them as much as I can. Sadly, I cannot wear them openly like all my female friends do. And none of them know I am wearing tights when I am with them, which is upsetting!
    9 answers · Fashion & Accessories · 3 years ago
  • Help I am only half the man I was?

    I was showing my assistant how I was going to saw her in half when I got into the box to show her what to do when she thought I was telling her to saw me in half (Which she did very well). She cant put me back together - HELP
    I was showing my assistant how I was going to saw her in half when I got into the box to show her what to do when she thought I was telling her to saw me in half (Which she did very well). She cant put me back together - HELP
    1 answer · Singles & Dating · 3 years ago
  • My Friend the Amateur Magician?

    A female friend of mine is training up to be a magician and she asked me if I’d help her with practicing some of her tricks, I said yes. She asked if I like the sawing in half illusion: I said "yes, do you want me to saw you in half?" she said "no, the way it is now, is the girl saws the man in half". She helped me into... show more
    A female friend of mine is training up to be a magician and she asked me if I’d help her with practicing some of her tricks, I said yes. She asked if I like the sawing in half illusion: I said "yes, do you want me to saw you in half?" she said "no, the way it is now, is the girl saws the man in half". She helped me into the thin-model-sawing-in-half-box so she could do the trick: she sawed me in half without a hitch. But now's the trouble, she can’t put me back together, what should I do? I asked “why can’t you put me back together!?” She said "because the book that shows me how does not come until next month" What should I do? HELP!!!
    6 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 3 years ago
  • Ladies, is this right?

    I turned up to dance lasrt night & I was made to wear ladies tights?
    I turned up to dance lasrt night & I was made to wear ladies tights?
    2 answers · Dancing · 4 years ago
  • I am a man: Do I have to wear a leotard & tights?

    Do I have to wear a leotard & tights
    Do I have to wear a leotard & tights
    5 answers · Dancing · 4 years ago
  • My Friend the Amateur Magician?

    A female friend of mine is training up to be a magician and she asked me if I’d help her with practising some of her tricks, I said yes. She asked if I like the sawing in half illusion: I said "yes, do you want me to saw you in half?" she said "no, the way it is now, is the girl saws the man in half". She helped me into... show more
    A female friend of mine is training up to be a magician and she asked me if I’d help her with practising some of her tricks, I said yes. She asked if I like the sawing in half illusion: I said "yes, do you want me to saw you in half?" she said "no, the way it is now, is the girl saws the man in half". She helped me into the thin-model-sawing-in-half-box so she could do the trick: she sawed me in half without a hitch. But nows the trouble, she can’t put me back together, what should I do? I asked “why can’t you put me back together!?” She said "because the book that shows me how does not come until next month" What should I do? HELP!!!
    3 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 4 years ago
  • A magician was sawing his new assistant in half, when ...?

    she asked 'what happened to your old assistant' he replied 'she now lives in London and Manchester!'
    she asked 'what happened to your old assistant' he replied 'she now lives in London and Manchester!'
    4 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 4 years ago
  • A senior girl at work is making it difficult?

    She is too nitpikky with the work & makes an easy job 10 times more difficult, its making it look like I don't know what I'm doing when I've been doing it for years. Tried asking for help from my senior, but he said its her way. What should I do?
    She is too nitpikky with the work & makes an easy job 10 times more difficult, its making it look like I don't know what I'm doing when I've been doing it for years. Tried asking for help from my senior, but he said its her way. What should I do?
    2 answers · Other - Careers & Employment · 4 years ago
  • Why do girls/ladies layer their tights?

    I've notice some of my female friends and other girls layer their tights: they wear two or three (or more, I don't know) at one. Why is this?
    I've notice some of my female friends and other girls layer their tights: they wear two or three (or more, I don't know) at one. Why is this?
    7 answers · Fashion & Accessories · 5 years ago
  • Why can't I wear tights?

    7 answers · Fashion & Accessories · 5 years ago