A female friend of mine is training up to be a magician and she asked me if I’d help her with practicing some of her tricks, I said yes.
She asked if I like the sawing in half illusion:
I said "yes, do you want me to saw you in half?"
she said "no, the way it is now, is the girl saws the man in half".
She helped me into the thin-model-sawing-in-half-box so she could do the trick: she sawed me in half without a hitch.
But now's the trouble, she can’t put me back together, what should I do?
I asked “why can’t you put me back together!?”
She said "because the book that shows me how does not come until next month"
What should I do?