• Is this discription too accurate to be funny?

    A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...in AU $: + Tourist: $5 + Broiled Missionary: $10.00 + Fried Explorer: $15.00 + Baked American Politician: $100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and... show more
    A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...in AU $: + Tourist: $5 + Broiled Missionary: $10.00 + Fried Explorer: $15.00 + Baked American Politician: $100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politician?' The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of ****, it takes all morning.'
    16 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago
  • How can I best Say Merry Christmas to everyone who celebrates all round the world???

    Like everyone else has here! I have posted my wishes on nearly all posts for some time. Thanks to everyone here, and expecially those who read my words over and over, but once again... maybe for the last time for some hours... if I can make it back online tomorrow at all... A wickedly Merry, Barking mad joyous, and Happy Christmas to... show more
    Like everyone else has here! I have posted my wishes on nearly all posts for some time. Thanks to everyone here, and expecially those who read my words over and over, but once again... maybe for the last time for some hours... if I can make it back online tomorrow at all... A wickedly Merry, Barking mad joyous, and Happy Christmas to everyone! And a prosperous, healthy New year. May all your deepest wishes come true. Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
    10 answers · Christmas · 1 decade ago