So I just turned 22 years old and I went back from the bar with a cougar to her place. From what my friends described it should've been an "easy mission". The mission being to get laid. Presumably because cougars are just looking for young guys to sleep with and nothing more. No relationship.
So when we get to her place, I got my pants off and she undressed to her br as and panties with her b 00bs hanging out but when she started grabbing my pe n!s I couldn't get hard. I just flinched too much and she tried 3 times to do it and I couldn't do it.
Anyways, she got fed up and told me to go home.
On the cab ride back home I had blue b @ lls and started banging my head, figuratively, against the seat wondering: What the he ck happened to me?
What could go wrong? I'm a healthy young man. I should've had the time of my life yesterday.