Believe me or not, but this is completely true.
I invented a time machine. I used it for a short trip into 1962 to stop WW3 by stabilizing the Cuban missile disaster. It worked, but II f***ed it all up! Kennedy was shot, the moon landing didn't happen until 1969, and this "Obama" fella is president, and the Soviet Union continued their rain of terror for another 30 years! And, worst of all, I erased the martian colony from history. It was my home. Now it is gone. What should I do? Should I risk destroying the timeline even more, or should I give up while I still have a chance? You are right, Q. I'm just gonna go with it and see what I can find. Actually, I have an idea of how to get Mars back.