• If I take a travel sickness pill, will it stop me from getting motion sickness on rollor coasters, (Big ones)?

    Also with the Pirate ships too. I get really bad motion sickness and get fed up not being able to go on anything at theme parks.
    Also with the Pirate ships too. I get really bad motion sickness and get fed up not being able to go on anything at theme parks.
    1 answer · Health & Safety · 8 years ago
  • What body cell has no nuclear DNA?

    I need this for science homework!!!!
    I need this for science homework!!!!
    2 answers · Biology · 9 years ago
  • Dafy duck on a dirty weekend calls hotel reception and ask's for a condom, receptionist say's shall I put it?

    on you're bill Daffy replies, dont be thucking thupid I'd thufficate!!!
    on you're bill Daffy replies, dont be thucking thupid I'd thufficate!!!
    11 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 9 years ago
  • I'M A SCHIZOPHRENIC.................?

    .........SO AM I. Are all these answers for real or are they in my head? Have I become a part of the BORG collective? Who said that ?- oh its me/them again!
    .........SO AM I. Are all these answers for real or are they in my head? Have I become a part of the BORG collective? Who said that ?- oh its me/them again!
    8 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 9 years ago
  • "AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO" Anyone like this joke?

    AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at a casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely naked'. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the... show more
    AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at a casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely naked'. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, Baby, Mamma needs new clothes!' As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!' She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching!' MORAL OF THE STORY - Not all Irish are drunks.... Not all Irish are stupid.... Not all blonde's are dumb.... But all men....are men!
    14 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 9 years ago
  • Alternatives to cardigans and jumpers?

    basically, i want to add a bit more variety to how i dress now, which is just patterened or long tops with my fave h&m cardigan or a v-neck jumper and jeans. i am struggling though to find good autumn/winter alternative because everywhere i look i just see jumpers and cardigans. i don't want something too extravagant or stand-out, but just to... show more
    basically, i want to add a bit more variety to how i dress now, which is just patterened or long tops with my fave h&m cardigan or a v-neck jumper and jeans. i am struggling though to find good autumn/winter alternative because everywhere i look i just see jumpers and cardigans. i don't want something too extravagant or stand-out, but just to add a bit of variety to my wardrobe for winter. any ideas or links to some nice/warm long sleeve tops and outer layers that work instead of cardigans (also trying to avoid zip-up hoodies as to not slip back into my tomboy phase) thanks oh, and if links can you try and make them uk sites please? like new look, river island, peacocks, dorothy perkins, debenhams and uk high street stores so i could preferably try them on first. thanks a lot for any suggestions :)
    2 answers · Fashion & Accessories · 9 years ago
  • A serious medica problem?

    A woman walks into her doctor's office, scared of the strange development recently to the inside of her thighs.......a green spot on the inside of each. They won't wash off, they won't scrape off, and they seem to be getting worse. The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of this, and that she needn't worry... show more
    A woman walks into her doctor's office, scared of the strange development recently to the inside of her thighs.......a green spot on the inside of each. They won't wash off, they won't scrape off, and they seem to be getting worse. The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of this, and that she needn't worry until tests come back. He sends her home. A few days later, the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the doctor. She immediately begs to know what's going on with these spots? "You're perfectly healthy - there's no problem...... but I'm wondering, is your husband a chav?" the doctor asks. "Yes - how did you know?" "Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."
    4 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 9 years ago
  • How can I stop wasps coming near me?

    My summer outings are being ruined by wasps, they always seem to go for me and no-one around seems to get them. Insect repellent seemed to make it worse; HELP!!
    My summer outings are being ruined by wasps, they always seem to go for me and no-one around seems to get them. Insect repellent seemed to make it worse; HELP!!
    12 answers · Other - Home & Garden · 9 years ago
  • How Does Bob Marley Like His Donuts?

    With Jammin.
    With Jammin.
    6 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 9 years ago
  • Hope you like this joke..?

    There is a factory in northern Minnesota U.S.A.,which makes the Tickle Me Elmo Toys. The toy laughs when tickled under the arms. Well a lady is hired at the factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00am. The next day at 8:45am, there is a knock at the Personnel Managers office door. The foreman throws open the door and starts... show more
    There is a factory in northern Minnesota U.S.A.,which makes the Tickle Me Elmo Toys. The toy laughs when tickled under the arms. Well a lady is hired at the factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00am. The next day at 8:45am, there is a knock at the Personnel Managers office door. The foreman throws open the door and starts to rant and rave about the new employee. He claims that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up,putting the entire production line behind schedule. The production Manager decides he should see this for himself. So the two men walk down to the factory floor. When they both get there ,the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo Toys all over the floor and are really begining to pile up and block the line. At the end of line stood the lady surrounded by a mountain of Tickle Me Elmo's. She had a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of marbles. The two men watched in amazement as she cut a little piece of fabrc, wrapped it around two marbles and began to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager burst into laughter. After several moments pulled himself together and approached the lady saying, "I am sorry, but I think you must have misunderstood the instructions you were given yesterday. It is your job to give Elmo two test tickles.
    25 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 9 years ago
  • Any one like my joke?

    I was In a pub a when I realised I badly needed to fa rt. The music was loud so I timed my far ts with the beat. after a couple of songs I started to feel better so I finished my pint and noticed that every body was staring at me. Then I realised I had my I pod on. any good?
    I was In a pub a when I realised I badly needed to fa rt. The music was loud so I timed my far ts with the beat. after a couple of songs I started to feel better so I finished my pint and noticed that every body was staring at me. Then I realised I had my I pod on. any good?
    23 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 9 years ago
  • Well i thought it was funny?

    Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked... show more
    Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar. The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake. Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
    27 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 9 years ago
  • What you think of this?

    In order to gain more street cred and a career lift Jennifer Lopez took the first letter of her first name and the first syllable of her surname and rebranded herself as J Lo. But I can't understand with his career on the wane that Pete Doherty hasn't done the same.
    In order to gain more street cred and a career lift Jennifer Lopez took the first letter of her first name and the first syllable of her surname and rebranded herself as J Lo. But I can't understand with his career on the wane that Pete Doherty hasn't done the same.
    4 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 9 years ago
  • Heres a short joke...........?

    Little johnny had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat. Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. Johnny points to an obviously pregnant woman and says loudly, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!" loool
    Little johnny had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat. Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. Johnny points to an obviously pregnant woman and says loudly, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!" loool
    25 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 9 years ago
  • Something that annoys me about the game 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'...?

    Now, I can understand how rock beats scissors, and how scissors beats paper.. but how the heck does paper beat rock? What does it do? Wrap itself around the rock and leave it immobile? Why can't it do that to scissors? Infact, screw the game, why can't it do that to people? Why aren't students being suffocated by their book as they take... show more
    Now, I can understand how rock beats scissors, and how scissors beats paper.. but how the heck does paper beat rock? What does it do? Wrap itself around the rock and leave it immobile? Why can't it do that to scissors? Infact, screw the game, why can't it do that to people? Why aren't students being suffocated by their book as they take notes during a class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anything, a rock would tear paper up in 2 seconds. When I play rock, paper, scissors I always pick rock, then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I use my already clenched fist to punch them in the face, and then say, "Oh, sorry, I thought your paper would protect you, stupid ****."
    27 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 9 years ago
  • What key opens every lock?

    A pikey :D
    A pikey :D
    16 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 9 years ago