• How about this one?

    heard it!
    heard it!
    16 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago
  • That damn clock?

    heard it!
    heard it!
    11 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago
  • Paddy joke, star if you like x?

    heard it...
    heard it...
    13 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago
  • Can I have your opinion of this guy I've been seeing?

    and you are 'seeing' him why?!?! get up out of it and leave him well alone - you've hit the nail on the head with the 'arrogant obsessive-compulsive perfectionist' - why would any self respecting woman want to waste her time and energy on a ~$£*@£: like that? pick yourself up, take yourself out and find yourself a decent... show more
    and you are 'seeing' him why?!?! get up out of it and leave him well alone - you've hit the nail on the head with the 'arrogant obsessive-compulsive perfectionist' - why would any self respecting woman want to waste her time and energy on a ~$£*@£: like that? pick yourself up, take yourself out and find yourself a decent man who'll treat you with the respect you deserve - trust me, they do exist.... ....... ....... ....... ........ no really - they do!!!
    34 answers · Singles & Dating · 1 decade ago
  • Marriage is so much fun!!!?

    Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence. (as in jail sentence - for those a bit on the dense side!)
    Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence. (as in jail sentence - for those a bit on the dense side!)
    7 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago
  • Worlds hardest riddle?

    the answer is one word... no.
    the answer is one word... no.
    26 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago
  • Ladies I have a Question?

    as much as you want
    as much as you want
    5 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago
  • Riddle Me This, Riddle Me That - Keys, Enter...?

    A keyboard - that's easy - give us some more!
    A keyboard - that's easy - give us some more!
    11 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago
  • Where is the best place to visit in Europe for a Romantic holiday?

    Sorrento, Italy Situated on the Bay Of Naples, over looking Mount Versuvius, the famous volcano that destroyed Pompeii, Sorrento is a gorgeous harbour town that is surrounded by huge lemon groves which make the air smell delicious! The old town centre, full of quaint little shops and cafe's offers a multitude of opportunities to spoil a... show more
    Sorrento, Italy Situated on the Bay Of Naples, over looking Mount Versuvius, the famous volcano that destroyed Pompeii, Sorrento is a gorgeous harbour town that is surrounded by huge lemon groves which make the air smell delicious! The old town centre, full of quaint little shops and cafe's offers a multitude of opportunities to spoil a loved one, and the harbour offers gorgeous sea-side walks along the blue waters of the bay, with a couple of lovely ice-cream parlours along the way to offer refreshment. The weather is lovely most of the year and though some hotels are a little pricey, there are some more reasonably priced ones a little closer to town - the more expensive ones are further out up the hills among the lemon groves. This is all from personal experience - not out of a brochure or website - I love Sorrento and have been there twice - once on my parent's honeymoon (strange I know, but as my grandparents paid, they couldn't stop us going!) and once with my husband as our first holiday together. The place is gorgeous!
    15 answers · Other - Europe · 1 decade ago
  • What was the best TV programme ever?

    monty python only fools & horses Saved by the bell sabrina the teenage witch 8 simple rules the simpsons home improvement california dreams saved by the bell the college years (yes it is different, slightly) father ted katherine tate little britain oooohhhhh there's so many!!!
    monty python only fools & horses Saved by the bell sabrina the teenage witch 8 simple rules the simpsons home improvement california dreams saved by the bell the college years (yes it is different, slightly) father ted katherine tate little britain oooohhhhh there's so many!!!
    36 answers · Comedy · 1 decade ago
  • Polish man, funny or not? star if you like x?

    only one of a few i haven't heard but not funny - getting depressed with all these old and lame jokes now... came on here looking for a laugh at the end of a very boring day! sadly disappointed!
    only one of a few i haven't heard but not funny - getting depressed with all these old and lame jokes now... came on here looking for a laugh at the end of a very boring day! sadly disappointed!
    22 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago
  • Are house-wives and house-husbands just unmotivated, work-shy, lazy swines?

    i don't know what you're idea of a house-wife/husband is but my mum was a house wife until i started secondary school and she didn't bloody stop all day - she was always cleaning, washing, cooking, and carrying out a hundred other errands - and taking care of my bubby sister who was still only 4 when i started secondary school, so she... show more
    i don't know what you're idea of a house-wife/husband is but my mum was a house wife until i started secondary school and she didn't bloody stop all day - she was always cleaning, washing, cooking, and carrying out a hundred other errands - and taking care of my bubby sister who was still only 4 when i started secondary school, so she can hardly be called lazy and unmotivated - get your facts right S H I Thead
    25 answers · Careers & Employment · 1 decade ago
  • Ladies help me pls>>>?

    there is a surgical procedure you can have done re-instate virginity - well that's what they say anyway, but basically they sew you back up to the size a virgin would be - you have to give up doing the naughty stuff for a while, but once its done, you will be nice and tight again - other than that, you can try doing pelvic floor exercises which... show more
    there is a surgical procedure you can have done re-instate virginity - well that's what they say anyway, but basically they sew you back up to the size a virgin would be - you have to give up doing the naughty stuff for a while, but once its done, you will be nice and tight again - other than that, you can try doing pelvic floor exercises which make the muscles bulk up a bit around the inside of that area and make the naughty stuff have more feeling for you and your partner - these involve tensing the muscles up that you use to control pee flow and keeping them tensed for about ten seconds and then relaxing again and keep repeating it as often as you can - you can do them anywhere, as no one can see you doing it - just don't make any funny faces while you're doing it!
    7 answers · Singles & Dating · 1 decade ago
  • I am 6ft 1" 16 stones and as hard as nails .What are you?

    i'm 5'8 and 200lbs - ish and i'm loved by everyone who loves me because i don't concentrate on my physical being - i just nurture my caring, kind and considerate side and that's what makes them all love me!!! and i'm not conceited - that's what they've told me.
    i'm 5'8 and 200lbs - ish and i'm loved by everyone who loves me because i don't concentrate on my physical being - i just nurture my caring, kind and considerate side and that's what makes them all love me!!! and i'm not conceited - that's what they've told me.
    48 answers · Diet & Fitness · 1 decade ago
  • Old ladies, funny or not? star if you like x?

    heard it!
    heard it!
    24 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago
  • Riddle Me This, Riddle Me That - I am...?

    an arrow shot from the trusty bow
    an arrow shot from the trusty bow
    9 answers · Jokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago
  • Songs that begin with the word "she's"?

    she's the one from Notting Hill
    she's the one from Notting Hill
    25 answers · Words & Wordplay · 1 decade ago
  • Ladies- have you ever used the stream of water from the bath or shower-handle to stimulate your...?

    an electric shower does wonders when aimed strategically at that part of a woman's body! it certainly relaxes me!
    an electric shower does wonders when aimed strategically at that part of a woman's body! it certainly relaxes me!
    17 answers · Polls & Surveys · 1 decade ago
  • Oh my god jeremy kyle will be on tv twice a day as from june?

    NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My worst nightmare comes true!!!!! That programme is so PANTS!!!! The only good thing about it is it makes you realise your life isn't as bad as all that, when you compare it the sad freaks who appear on there!
    NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My worst nightmare comes true!!!!! That programme is so PANTS!!!! The only good thing about it is it makes you realise your life isn't as bad as all that, when you compare it the sad freaks who appear on there!
    13 answers · Comedy · 1 decade ago
  • Hair.. frizzy and thick !?

    this sounds just like my hair!!! try a calming shampoo and conditioner like frizz ease by john frieda and use the full steps 1-5 which is quite expensive, but lasts and really works - you have 5 steps - 1 - shampoo 2 - conditioner 3 - gel for wet hair 4 - spray for wet hair 5 - spray for dry to hold in place it takes about half an hour to... show more
    this sounds just like my hair!!! try a calming shampoo and conditioner like frizz ease by john frieda and use the full steps 1-5 which is quite expensive, but lasts and really works - you have 5 steps - 1 - shampoo 2 - conditioner 3 - gel for wet hair 4 - spray for wet hair 5 - spray for dry to hold in place it takes about half an hour to do my hair from wet to dry, if i leave it curly, and about an hour if i straighten it but these products keep it under control they do do cheaper versions of each of these, but don't always work as good - try a few and see what you think
    16 answers · Hair · 1 decade ago