Hamilton...Has anyone else got a mother this stupid?

Question

Mine called me a son of a b*tch

Answer 1

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My mother taught me religion !!
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

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good'n

Answer 2

My mother taught me confusion. "Stop the greetin or I'll gie ye something tae greet aboot"
Here's another classic from my maw, "Ill make you smile on the other side of yer face"

Answer 3

I'll take my hand off your face, wtf.

Answer 4

I used to get I'll wipe that smile of your face or the stupid questions my Mum and Dad already knew the answers too, like

Do you want to be kept in?
Do you want to feel my foot up your ****?

Answer 5

do you want that smile wiped off your face ( I dont think so sounds sore to me )ah! the bad old days ......................good morning anyone got big banging in head

Answer 6

if you fall aff that wall and break yer legs......... don't come running to me lol