Gordon: Hello is that Mr Cowell ?
Simon: who's this ?
Gordon: ah Mr Cowell, I just rang to tell you...
Simon: its three in the morning
Gordon: ...what a great show you put on last night.... talent, real talent... and Britains got... talent...
Simon: can we discuss this in the morning ?
Gordon: ... the eyes of Britain were watching.... millions of votes...
Simon: I must get some sleep
Gordon: Mr Cowell, I'll be blunt I want you to put on another talent show.... this week.... call it Britains got talent 2... Britains got more talent.... what about Britains talented labour...
Simon: we are getting ready for the Xfactor in the winter
Gordon: does it have votes.... and British talent ?
Simon: anyway ring me tommorow
Gordon: we must have another talent show this week, it takes their mind off politics.... all that talent... far more interesting than expenses...
Simon:...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz