I do security work at one of Seattle's best hotels. Last week an Australian team stayed at our hotel. I was excited because we don't get too many foreigners in our city (seattle), and also because they were Australian! I like to hear their crikey dingo gibberish all the time.
But I was saddened....this Australian team never spoke anything like Steve Irwin. Never once did they say "crikey mate, it's a bloody crocodile eh matey" or even "dingobait mate!". They were normal. It's as if they were trying to be....American. Do Australians pretend to be Americans when abroad?


