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Question

A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you're going to s**t yourself when I tell you the price."

Answer 1

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Good joke, thank you

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cheers

Answer 2

Yes rather funny

Answer 3

lmao

Answer 4

ha ha 20/20

Answer 5

lol very funny!

Answer 6

made me laugh the first time, when it was a Ferrari

Answer 7

heheh nice !

Answer 8

nice!!
ha ha

Answer 9

haha lol

Answer 10

hilarious

Answer 11

hahahaha

Answer 12

good 1 lol 10/10

Answer 13

hahaha!! good one!!

Answer 14

good one and being a lady i bet she had no smell

Answer 15

Very good 10/10

Answer 16

A+++++++++++++