Why is a mouse when it spins?

Question

I pondered this question for seventy years before I found the answer. Can you get there quicker? If you want the answer post the following question: 'So why IS a mouse when it spins?' under the catagory of Pets (not Mouse & Garden) and I will oblige.

Answer 1

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I think the answer is something like 'the higher the few' but I haven't worked out why yet.....

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Asker's Comment:

The answer iS "because the higher, the fewer" don't worry that you who gave the (almost) correcr answer haven't worked it out yet - like myself, you will in time! And don't be put off by people who understand neither the question nor the answer - that's not our fault! (Bless 'em).

Answer 2

Oh, centripital force. Lots of people will tell you centrifugal force but then they won't even freem the scholtast.

Answer 3

ok, you lost me What???? Must be the lack of sleep and being pregante....

Answer 4

I guess I'll have to ponder it for seventy years because I don't understand the question.

Answer 5

Seventy years?? I'll at least give it some thought before I give in. Right now, all I have to say is 'What??"

Answer 6

it took 70 years because you dont make any fuc*ing sense.

Answer 7

Are you speaking in English?

Answer 8

Surely that should be "WHAT is a mouse when it spins?" Your grammar is not that good.

Answer 9

What have you been smoking?

Answer 10

Take one of your tablets and lie down in a darkened room.

Answer 11

If you meant "Why", a mouse is a mouse no matter what it does or when it does it. If you meant "What", it's dizzy.

Answer 12

Q: "Why is a mouse when it spins?"

A: A mouse is always a mouse. Whether it's spinning or sitting still, it's still a mouse. That is why a mouse is when it spins.

Source(s):

Your mom.

Answer 13

'So why IS a mouse when it spins?'

Answer 14

I dunno. I suppose you know what's red and goes "putt-putt" or what's green and flies to the aid of grapes in distress? Or why the elephant wore sunglasses and why his brother painted his toenails red?

Answer 15

WHAT!

Answer 16

I didn't know a mouse could spin - I just got a silly picture in my mind of a mouse in ballet shoes and a tu-tu spinning around with its front legs above it's head. lol

Answer 17

I think I will have to ponder it for the same length of time as you because I don't understand the question if it is a question