Bit strange but i have to ask?

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i really like to have a good Fart, disgusted you might be.....

But my husband thinks it very unlady like its really off putting for him....not that i ever do it in public or around other people, yet it is ok for him to fart like a trooper and laugh about it...

Why is it so ok for men but not for women, yet it is a perfectly noraml bodily function

Answer 1

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fart on his head when he is sleeping

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I id he wasnt impressed , but i got a goo laugh out of it..lol

Answer 2

u shouldnt do it in public....

Answer 3

You animal. Have you no manners. I would NEVER fart in a room where there was a lady.

Answer 4

I dunno, but i AGREE

Farts are FUNNY on MENS, But DISGUSTING on WOMENS !!

LoL's

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Answer 5

Your right, my husband is the same and says it's different for men!!!!!!!!!!!! obviously male logic.

I say go to another room and fart away on your own till you feel better.

Answer 6

Marry me and we will make sweet cheeky music together! I love a girl that can fart and drink pints and eat hot curries. I'm impressed.......I'm turned on.........I've finished.

Answer 7

probably because he never heard his mom fart.....alot of things like that stem back to what his mother did or didnt do.....if he never heard his mother pass gas of let out a burp then he probably thinks she never did.....which is complete BS...but men will be men.

Answer 8

I know it really annoys me......

but i suppose guys just dont want the fart competition in fear that we will win!!!!"

Can you imagine? What else would they do while watching the box.

Fart away girlfriend

Answer 9

Ignorant, sexist men have double standards about these things. You should have picked a better man.

Answer 10

My Best mate is a girl, and a bloody sound one at that and she farts like a trooper - using the old gag of getting you to pull her finger and she let rips. Hey we all do it - its just where and how that can make it bad taste (or smell)

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Answer 11

its ok for women but ur husband knows its a normal body function so y does he think its unladilylike? because most ladies dont laugh about and stuff just ignore or say excusee me its not fair either just ignore what hes saying or something its ok if u fart

Answer 12

Huh, bloody men and their double standards!!!! Lets all go round to yours and fart all night and scratch our bits and everytime a half decent bloke comes on the telly scream... I'D SHAGGG THE ARRRSE OFF THAT!!!!!

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JUUST A THOUGHT!

Answer 13

My very wise mother, always said...

"Where ever you may be, let the wind blow free"

Answer 14

Ha-Ha!! There's nothing wrong with it at the appropriate time. But if you have gas pains then your body is telling you to pass it. It's a normal bodily function. Sounds like your husband expects ladies to be ladies...very one-sided.

Answer 15

you are to funny! Well I agree with you on that one. The world has gone mad but I am sure if you told you man that if he stopped then you would stop farting around one another. Sometimes you can't help it and that is understandable.

Answer 16

have you tried cupping your hand and scooping a good sized handful into his face or scooping it up to his head and massaging it into his scalp.

Answer 17

thier are lots of double standards for men and women, and their are good reasons for them. relax, it's rude behavior whoever you are. It's just more accepted for a man to be rude! deal with it.

Answer 18

Let it rip girl, let it rrrrrrrrriiiiiipppppp and dont forget for maximum effect ask for silence.

Try a game of farting tennis
Let one rip and shout 15 love
If you get the next one in 30 love and so on

Answer 19

We are expected to be the most uncomfortable about our body and how it works. In order to remain as "lady like" as most women back in the day were. It's not an easy thing to change. My BF is fine with it but I think in the 6 yrs we have been together I have been uneasy about doing it. Dont ask me how I have done it living with him and all. Some guys I know they just want a girl to sew up her butt and her mouth and smell and look pretty constantly. I think that is a little too much to ask for since we are responsible for their existence and if we didnt perform these natural body functions it could be bad for our health. Try getting a man not to poop of fart around you EVER or you will never be attractive to him. Yeah right that deal would be off in the first 24 hours lol. Anyways I think it's ludicrous!

Answer 20

Whatever! The right guy wont care. My fiancee congratulates me on the good ones.

Any guy who cant deal with a NORMAL bodyily function is too immature anyway

Answer 21

It is funny, if we are all equal as women suggest, then fart away to your hearts content!

Answer 22

I fart everywhere, at work we even have the fart game. But when i am with my gf it gets weird because somehow its not right. Guess its odd but how it goes with me.

Answer 23

I fart all the time too, probably cause I eat a lot of onions and vegetables.
If you can't fart in your own home, it's a crying shame.
Tell him, if he stops - you will. That should shut him up.
I live alone, so I don't have your problem, thank goodness.
Fart away girl and to heck with every one else.

Answer 24

Because with men we know which hole it is coming out of, since there is only one real possibility, and with women it's a different story.

You're mistaken if you think it's okay for men to fart and that people in general believe this as well. It is isn't okay for men, it's just considered less acceptable for women.

Pooping and urinating are normal body functions, too, but are you going to do those when you're sitting at a table in a restaurant also and consider it acceptable?

Answer 25

It's better out than in. I always fart and me and my hubby try to fly drop each other when ever we can.

Answer 26

Go head do it

Answer 27

a funny way to shut him up:

wait til you have one built up and he is sitting or laying down by you....go near him and let it RIP...then say, "now, you have something to fuss about!" and walk away with a grin...he can get over his double standard, or die smelling it. it may be disgusting, but it is a fact of life. so live, love, fart, and be happy! good luck...

Answer 28

In the surroundings I was brought up in, that was considered improper and unlady like. I personally don't have anything against it, but it's still somewhat repulsive to me at first--but I quickly get over that and laugh my head off. I think your husband just needs to get over that first initial repulsiveness.

Answer 29

I could have asked exactly the same question, but with the additional bit that my partner maintains his don't smell so it's all right for him!

Looking forward to seeing what answers you do get.

Answer 30

good for you..carry on farting..when have men been different in this depatment.My husband farts feely in front of me and says excuse me..but it is not a turn off at all..all natural,i do not think a tummy ache wouold be if you kept this in.if you cannot fart in front of your husband..well then he ,s the silly one.

fact:a cow can inflate a hot air ballon and they contribute towards air pollution..we all feel good when we have a fart..oh..the sweet sound of muisc!!!!

Answer 31

haha - my wife farts and it stinks. But I always get her back with mine.