What do you do if you want go for a 'dump' the morning after a one night stand at a girls' flat?

Answer 1

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Why put yourself in that situation. One night stands are stupid.

Find yourself a suitable wife, marry the woman and you will never have to ponder such tawdry subjects again!

You sound like a trashy male animal, not a man.

Answer 2

Strange question

Answer 3

my father told us that he was faced with this dilemma on one occasion (dont forget especially in his day 'courting'couples did not do these things, especially not ladies lol). He was given permission to stay the night by her parents. He was so embarrassed however about noise and pong that he held on then nipped round their overgrown vegetable patch and did it there, using the leaves. Days later it was discovered and the girls mum blamed the neighbour's dog (big dog!)

Answer 4

Head for the bathroom and let it all out.
Always best to be honest about these things.

Answer 5

Just do what you do best and open the windows.

What's the problem?

Answer 6

Make sure you clean the toilet when you've finished. That thing usually kept under the toilet is a brush. There should be some toilet cleaner somewhere too. That will leave the toilet nice and clean and smelling nice.

Answer 7

Mind your manners and clean up after yourself,but if you gotta go ya gotta go!

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Answer 8

Either ask her nicely if she minds you using the toilet then make sure you use an airfreshner afterwards or wait until you get home. What other alternatives do you think there are? Or if there are any McDonalds or other restaurants nearby, you could always use those. :)

Answer 9

Do you mean "use the toilet" or "thanks for the shag but..."

If the first, just do it.

If the second either tell her straigt face to face, leave a note or just leave.

Answer 10

Go for it, stink the place out and leave before she wakes up, works for me!

Answer 11

why worry about going for a dump as you so politely put it(not) if you've just used her for sex!!!!!!

Answer 12

I suggest using the toilet...for going in your pants would probably put a damper on the day!

Answer 13

go for it.. it won't hurt just bring a can of air fresher light some candles, and open a window

Answer 14

Hold it till you get home,dude!

Answer 15

It's a one night stand.....why should you care? get respect for the ladies......

Answer 16

go to the toilet but leave the window open!!

Answer 17

Run the shower, open a window and have a dump! Then have a shower to give the smell a chance to get out.

Answer 18

Quietly,oh yes and open a window.

Answer 19

You have 2 choices, go to the bathroom or sh*t on her. Either one is ok with me.

Answer 20

Clearly. You go to her PC, go to Yahoo, Sign on for Answers and you ask us ....'What do I do. I want to go toilet.'

Why does it have to be 'a dump'? Can you not be like the majority of the rest of humanity and 'use the toilet to do what you need to do,' without making a song, dance and a BIG announcement about it?

Maybe it has something to do with > a one night stand - and being able to announce this event to the world!

Seems like there is a lot that is 'fresh' going on in your world.

Ok, hope you enjoy it, all. Can't stand here gassing with ya.
Sash.

Answer 21

leave and do it elsewhere.

if it's a one night stand then you shitting in her house will be the final insult!

Answer 22

I think that is mean, but at least say goodbye to them.

Answer 23

I'm sure she'd let you use her bathroom.

Answer 24

Go somewhere to get breakfast and use some public toilets or you could have a shower to cover the "any possible noise"

Answer 25

if it is indeed a one night stand + u r unlikely to see her again, then DO IT!

better out than in ;)

if you ARE likely to see her again, or she knows ur mates etc, then hold it in + wait till u get home

Answer 26

Change your terminology would be a start, take a DUMP? Not quite sure what sort of girl you have a one night stand with. maybe the type to over look your terminology as well. What you do in the bathroom would be of little consequence.

Answer 27

i would just go for a dump! whats the biggie? will she think you are a total weirdo for crapping?